Windup calls are the funiest joke around. Get your own back on that joker, or just for pure enjoyment

"This is without a doubt the most advanced and realistic Windup service available"

The first in the world to utilise new technology for extra realism. You will not be dissappointed

Try it on a friend (or better still an enemy!) now. No one will know it's you, unless you own up of course

 

CALL THE

 Wind Up Hotline
on
09066-641-903

Choose a Wind up from the selection below then sit back and laugh yourself silly

Invite some friends round if you have a speaker phone, everyone loves a good laugh..

CHOOSE FROM: (click here for more information)
  • 1. Sex Survey
  • 2. Million Pound Game Show
  • 3. You Got My Daughter Pregnant
  • 4. Hardcore Reality TV Show
  • 5. Drug Survey
  • 6. Minor Offences Bureau Trial By Telephone
  • 7. You Owe the Inland Revenue £20k
  • 8. You've Been Caught Downloading Porn
  • 9. Your Car Insurance Has Been Revoked

 

 

  • 10. First Round of Model Idol
  • 11. The Idiot Phone Engineer
  • 12. Become a Star in a New Pop Video
  • 13. It's the STD Clinic Calling
  • 14. Love Survey
  • 15. Council Building a Sewage Plant Next Door
  • 16. Why's there £1m in Your Bank Account
  • 17. You're Live on Shock US Radio!

 


  The funniest way to wind up a friend - just call the Wind Up Hotline, select your wind up and enter the telephone number that you want to ring.

  1. Call 09066-641-903 Make sure you have the number of the person you want to windup

2. Once you have entered your Victim's phone number the system will dial it automatically

3. You can speak to any receptionist if necessary but as soon as your Victim is on the phone press # to start the windup

4. You will be able to listen in and hear the telephone ring as your victim answers - don't worry, they can't hear you rolling around laughing, but you can hear their reactions! They'll won't know you made the call - unless you confess that is!


  The wind up hot line service can make calls to all UK landlines and any UK mobile phones.

  If you have a speaker phone, why not invite some friends round so that you can all listen to the fun!

  If you have any ideas for new wind up calls, drop us a line at joke@awindup.co.uk.

Calls cost £1.50 per minute at all times

Calls may be recorded. Phoenix, Somerset, BA22 9PQ